A legal commitment to exhaust all possibilities and resources to achieve an impossible task, while maintaining a plausible alibi for when it inevitably fails.
What they actually mean
"We will send one email on Friday afternoon and then go to the pub."
Heard in the wild
"We will use our best endeavours to have the contracts finalized before the bank holiday."
A comparative document used to track changes between contract drafts, designed primarily to help lawyers justify their fees by debating the nuance of a semicolon.
Could you send over the blackline showing the updates to the liability clause?
Translation
Show me exactly how many hours of work we can bill for correcting minor typos.
The procedural funnel through which bold business ideas are passed to ensure they return entirely free of risk, enthusiasm, or commercial viability.
"The press release is finalized, we are just waiting for a quick legal review."
Translation
"We are about to delete the only interesting paragraph."
The archaic act of signing a physical piece of paper with actual ink, usually demanded by legal departments who view modern digital encryption with deep suspicion.
"We can't accept a DocuSign for this schedule; we will need a wet signature."
Translation
"Please locate a printer, a pen, and a scanner, and prepare to waste twenty minutes."