Bull Market Brain
The confidence of someone who has only ever worked while prices went up.
What they actually mean
You have never seen a downturn.
Heard in the wild
"That's pure bull market brain talking."
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Banking22
To soft-circle
To indicate a vague, highly conditional level of interest in a deal, allowing one to claim credit if it succeeds or pretend it never happened if it fails.
We can soft-circle five million for the round, assuming of course that the wind remains in the east and the moon is in a favorable phase.
Translation
I am saying yes now to make you go away, but I have signed absolutely nothing.
Banking33
Beauty parade
A competitive pitching process where multiple investment banks present identical, glossy slide decks to a client who will ultimately choose their partner based on who bought them the most expensive dinner.
"We have the beauty parade for the acquisition mandate on Thursday, so ensure the logo on slide 47 is perfectly aligned."
Translation
"Let's perform some corporate theatre for people who already made up their minds last Tuesday."
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Synergies
The savings promised to justify a merger.
"The deal unlocks significant synergies."
Translation
Two teams became one.