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Carve-out

A painstakingly negotiated clause designed to ensure one is legally permitted to behave poorly under highly specific circumstances.

What they actually mean

We require a bespoke loophole.

Heard in the wild

"We can sign the master agreement, but we will require a carve-out for our independent consulting activities."

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Blackline

A comparative document used to track changes between contract drafts, designed primarily to help lawyers justify their fees by debating the nuance of a semicolon.

Could you send over the blackline showing the updates to the liability clause?

Translation

Show me exactly how many hours of work we can bill for correcting minor typos.

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Legal review

The procedural funnel through which bold business ideas are passed to ensure they return entirely free of risk, enthusiasm, or commercial viability.

"The press release is finalized, we are just waiting for a quick legal review."

Translation

"We are about to delete the only interesting paragraph."

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Wet signature

The archaic act of signing a physical piece of paper with actual ink, usually demanded by legal departments who view modern digital encryption with deep suspicion.

"We can't accept a DocuSign for this schedule; we will need a wet signature."

Translation

"Please locate a printer, a pen, and a scanner, and prepare to waste twenty minutes."

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