A design philosophy aimed at removing any moments of cognitive reflection that might prevent a user from accidentally spending money.
What they actually mean
Take their money before they realize what they've done.
Heard in the wild
"We need to make the upgrade process completely frictionless."
The therapeutic practice of spending three hours debating a completely trivial detail to avoid addressing the fact that the core system does not actually function.
"Let's not get caught bikeshedding the hex code for the cancel button while the main database is actively melting down."
Translation
"I do not understand the underlying software architecture, but I do have very strong feelings about pastel shades."
An optimistic, single-sentence fairy tale about how an imaginary person intends to use a software feature, written to avoid having to produce actual technical specifications.
"I've drafted the user stories for the new dashboard, so we are ready to build."
Translation
I have summarized three months of complex engineering work into 'As a user, I want a button'.
To design a software system with such magnificent complexity that its eventual failure can be blamed entirely on the laws of physics.
"If we architect this cloud infrastructure correctly, it should require an entire team of certified engineers just to keep the landing page online."
Translation
To overcomplicate a simple task to ensure permanent job security.