The act of adjusting spreadsheet inputs repeatedly until the financial forecast matches the CEO's highly optimistic expectations.
What they actually mean
Keep changing the math until we aren't terrified.
Heard in the wild
"I need you to run the numbers again and see if we can make the Q3 projections look a bit more favourable."
Squeezing every ounce of utility out of existing machinery, software, or human capital until they experience a total and catastrophic system collapse.
"Rather than hiring a new analyst, we're going to focus on sweating the assets we already have in place."
Translation
"We are going to work you until you cry, because we don't have the budget for a replacement."
The practice of running hypothetical, catastrophic market scenarios to prove a portfolio's resilience, usually conducted right before a completely unpredicted crisis renders it useless.
"We ran a comprehensive stress-test on our balance sheet, and we are perfectly safe unless the interest rates change, which they won't."
Translation
Applying mathematical reassurance to a fundamentally unpredictable future.
The corporate finance tactic of releasing every single piece of bad news in one devastating announcement, typically deployed by an incoming director to ensure their predecessor takes all the blame.
"Let's kitchen-sink the Q3 results so we can start with a clean slate next year."
Translation
Dump all our failures into today's press release.