HR / People·53·Added 2026-08-27

Stretch opportunity

A developmental task designed to expand your capabilities, usually by requiring you to perform a senior role's duties without the corresponding pay increase.

What they actually mean

Please do two jobs for the price of one.

Heard in the wild

"We think leading the global software integration alongside your daily admin duties would be a fantastic stretch opportunity for you, Sarah."

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To performance manage

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We've decided it's time to performance manage Gerald to help him realign with our expectations.

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Quiet firing

The strategic withdrawal of career development, feedback, and interesting assignments in the hope that an employee will eventually take the hint and resign.

We’ve decided to help Dave transition naturally by moving his desk to the basement and removing him from the Friday lunch order.

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We lack the courage to dismiss you, so we are going to ignore you until you leave.

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